Adult

I used to hope one day I'd be rich But now I'm happy if I have somewhere to sit Used to get drunk and wake up feelin' refreshed But now I have a drink and can't get out of bed 'Cause it finally hurts bein' hungover But it's still not worse than bein' sober Bein' an adult is fuckin' hard I'm still holdin' on to my mom's credit card No one ever told me growin' up gets kinda lonely Bein' an adult is fuckin' hard I used to think by now I'd be a mom Just turned 26 and I can barely feed my dog I used to put down a Big Mac and some fries Now just the thought of it will go straight to my thighs Guess my body's finally movin' slower I'm regrettin' that tattoo on my shoulder Bein' an adult is fuckin' hard I'm still holdin' on to my mom's credit card No one ever told me growin' up gets kinda lonely Bein' an adult is fuckin' hard It's fuckin' hard, yeah Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh I never thought I'd grow up so fast But I'm hopin' the best comes last Bein' an adult is fuckin' hard I'm still holdin' on to my mom's credit card (my mom's credit card) No one ever told me growin' up gets kinda lonely Bein' an adult is fuckin' hard (fuckin' hard) It's fuckin' hard (oh) It's fuckin' hard (oh-oh, yeah) I never thought I'd grow up so fast But I'm hopin' the best comes last