If I Had a Tail

They call me sassy when I'm strollin' down the street

They call me classy when I'm servin' just the best

I can be deadly when I find somebody lovely

And now I'm ready like a kitty in a dress

Don't call me mean, I just want someone to love me

Someone to lick my wounds and kiss my aching body

My desperation knows no termination, baby (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)

Now would you love me if I was somebody else?

Wish I had a tail

Wish I had a tail

'Cause if I did, then I would swing it, be swingin' it in front of you

If I had a tail

If I had a tail

Yeah, if I did, then I would swing it, be swingin' it in front of you

I would swing it to the beat, I'd be a mover

And everyone'd be jealous of my tush

I just wanna be that one that makes you droo-ool (oh)

Know I'd be a super-duper, cooler, naughty, smoother little puss

Wish I had a tail

Wish I had a tail

'Cause if I did, then I would swing it, be swingin' it in front of you

If I had a tail

If I had a tail

Yeah, if I did, then I would swing it, be swingin' it in front of you

Now don't call me mean, I just want someone to love me

Someone to lick my wounds and kiss my aching body

My desperation knows no termination, baby

Now would you, would you love me if I was somebody else?

Wish I had a tail

Wish I had a tail

'Cause if I did, then I would swing it, be swingin' it in front of you

If I had a tail

If I had a tail

Yeah, if I did, then I would swing it, be swingin' it in front of you

Wish I had a tail

Wish I had a tail

'Cause if I did, then I would swing it, be swingin' it in front of you

If I had a tail

If I had a tail

Yeah, if I did, then I would swing it, be swingin' it in front of you