100% Endurance (Elton John Version)

I was woken by a bang And I could already taste the shame The sudden fear that grips and shakes you When you face the truth Whose sofa was this? Where were my shoes? What did we do last night? I don't remember leaving Nathan's house Ah yeah, how could I forget Why my pants were soaking wet? When we'd been pissing ourselves laughing at the news Did you see it too? It was incredible, they played it on a loop Basically, they'd discovered that there were others just like us Other beings and other creatures and other planets and other species Who had other gods that they believed in and they interviewed all of them Every one of them, it's true, none of them had a single clue What they were doing here either It's all so pointless, it is And I find that humbling, sincerely And when you're gone It brings me peace of mind to know That this will all just carry on With someone else (someone else) With something new (something new) There's no need to be blue Everything has already happened Time is an illusion It's hippy bullshit but it's true Come with us Now we're off to meet them, so best impress them Don't want them thinking we've been sat here Doing nothing, now do we, Elton? It's alright, I've had more hits than I've had hot dinners Is that how we define this life's winners? The numeric is so imperative That without them, we'll forget how to simply be It's hippy bullshit, but it's true Watch me explode It's all so pointless, ah, but it's not, though, is it? It's really real and when you feel it, you can really feel it Grab somebody that you love Grab anyone who needs to hear it And shake 'em by the shoulders, scream in their face Death is coming for us all, but not today Today you're living it, hey, you're really feeling it Give it everything you've got, knowing you can't take this with you And all you've ever needed to exist that has always been within you Gimme some of that good stuff, that human spirit Cut it with a hundred percent endurance It's all so pointless, it sure is And when you're gone It makes me stronger knowing That all of this will carry on With someone else (someone else) With something new (something new) It's not like there's gonna be nothing, is it?