Stop the Goblin

SPRITES CHORUS

On the rampage

Hear his outrage

Hobnob’s truly lost it

Angry little man

Catch him if you can

Put a sock in

Stop the goblin

HOBNOB

Got my blood a-boiling

Now how I am spoiling

For the final showdown

Raise the war alarm

I intend some harm

To the bower

I need power

SPRITES CHORUS

Suffers a low blow

And his morals fly out the window

That takes the biscuit

He’s a downright hypocrite

PUCK

He’s not budging

Needs some nudging

He’s gone loco

OBERON

I’d say psycho

Case of jealousy

Wishes he were me

It’s deep-seated

He feels cheated

HOBNOB

Desperate measures

Spawn these violent pleasures

Whoever said two wrongs don’t make a right?

I am her saviour

She’ll excuse my reckless behaviour

Stand back don’t touch me - there’ll be murder here tonight

TITANIA

What is this racket?

SPRITES CHORUS

Hobnob cannot hack it

TITANIA

Bet my husband wound him up –

Come goblin, have your say

HOBNOB

Watch out: eruption

Herbs of mass destruction

One almighty thud and then

Leaves will drip with blood

TITANIA

Come, put the herbs down

Tell my why the dark frown

OBERON

Don’t believe his rumours

TITANIA

Silence! Oberon stay away