Iguanas Falling From the Sky

It was a January day, and I was feeling ok A cold day in Miami on a winter's day The weather channel girl took me by surprise A weird storm warning passed before my eyes Umbrellas or a jacket just won't do Nothing I know will protect my shoes from Iguanas falling from the sky With a frozen teardrop in their eye The strangest thing below fifty degrees A weather phenomena you just won't believe Iguanas falling from the sky There's more of them than us these days Enjoying the sun the Iguana way Just give 'em some warmth and a gentle breeze Just like us, they're easy to please When the cold wind blows from the north those days The chilly little reptiles drop in to say... HI Iguanas falling from the sky With a frozen teardrop in their eye The strangest thing below fifty degrees A weather phenomena you just won't believe Iguanas falling from the sky... Watch out May I have your attention, may I have your attention please We are now under a Falling Iguana Warning... This is not a drill We are under a Falling Iguana Warning Please move away from all trees Well the temp in the Keys has dropped so low Our frozen green friends like us move slow Rainin' down, they're piled knee high An Egyptian plague on the passers by What's a Beach Bum supposed to do When the Lord sends a message that's strange but true Iguanas falling from the sky With a frozen teardrop in their eye The strangest thing below fifty degrees A weather phenomena you just won't believe Iguanas falling from the sky Now, so ends this reptilian fact Untie the boat and set sail Jack It's raining cats and dogs somewhere But the South Beach wind's blowing through my hair Frozen Iguanas are falling from the trees Cold lizards, cold beer, I'll have another please Iguanas falling from the sky With a frozen teardrop in their eye The strangest thing below fifty degrees A weather phenomena you just won't believe Iguanas falling from the sky Iguanas falling from the sky Iguanas falling from the sky