Back Porch

Happy with no teeth

Happy here in hibernation

Slurpin' on a peach

Starin' at the situation

Kitty at my foot

Meowin' out a conversation

Rockin' back and forth

That's my only destination

Old man on the back porch

Old man on the back porch

Old man on the back porch

And that old man is me

Old man on the back porch

Old man on the back porch

Old man on the back porch

And that

Meee-aaaah-ooh

Wah-ooh

Wah-ooh

Wah-um

Got a two-string on my lap

Total subsonic vacation

Got a chicken on the drums

Poundin' out a perfect prescription

Got twenty little worms

All plug into amplification

Got fifteen hundred bass-drum-luggin', bug-eyed monkeys

All arriving at the station

I'm an old man on the back porch

Old man on the back porch

Old man on the back porch

And that old man is me

Old man on the back porch

Old man on the back porch

Old man on the back porch

And that

Mee hee heeee-yow

Woh-oh

Woh-oh

Woh-oh

I'm sittin' on the back porch (I'm sittin' here)

Kickin' my legs back (On the back porch)

Rockin' in my rockin' chair (Just eatin' a chocolate pudding)

Just sittin' there

On that little back porch (Through a straw)

It's about to fall apart

So I think I might repair it

Just as I'm thinkin about repairin' it (And I heated it up on an)

Some little friends come along (External stove)

With some two-string, one-string

No string guitars (Tastes just like warm)

And they plug them all into the back porch (Bodily fluid goin' down)

And they sit around

Playing all their favorite songs (Little players comin' 'round)

And kickin back feelin' real good (Pluggin' in their instruments)

Real fine (Feelin' good about themselves)

Real full of the wine

And everything's fine (Singin' the old songs)

Everything's beautiful

Everything's great (Like the original masters)

I just feel so good, you know

I'm seventy years old (And I'm sittin' there on the porch)

And I'm slurpin' everything

Through a straw (Rockin' back 'n' forth in my little old chair)

But I'm an old man on the back porch

Old man on the back porch

Old man on the back porch

And that old man is me

Old man on the back porch

Old man on the back porch

Old man on the back porch

And that