Recruitment Song

I'd like to bring you up to date On my adventures as of late When last I saw you I was looking for the pieces of the key You see, I found them all And then I found my Rider We went home together But we got stuck in the nowhere place between the portals Congratulations are in order Horse and Rider reunited Uh, hmm, oh okay, so So there's actually just a couple more things Let me finish There inside the rift, the nowhere king was lurking Waiting to be freed And accidentally, I released him Whoopsie-daisy! Here's the rub He's coming now He's got an army and we'll need one too So I returned to Centaurworld to hopefully recruit you all to fight Your problems don't concern the underground But your interruptions here are quite upsetting You clearly cannot read the room But if you'd take a look around You'd see you and your herd just crashed a moletaur wedding Okay, yeah, uh, guys, this is totally a wedding What? Yeah, I see that now Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry Oh, you got a little dress on and everything But anyways, since, uh, I'm already here I was hoping to recruit you all to fight the war What war? The war that's coming There's a horde with swords And minotaurs will set this place ablaze No way, can I bake s'mores? No, not that kind of fire It's the kind that kills and harms I've seen it in my world so many times We must prepare an army So I'd like to invite you all to join us in the fight 'Cause if you don't, then you maybe will die And you maybe will anyway Me? No, the little one She's talking to you No, not you, that one Maybe both of you if I'm being perfectly honest Okay Way to flonkin' go, Horse Ugh, I do not need this right now You're scaring everyone to death You brought us back to the beartaur? We can't pick and choose We need everyone I am not going in there Me neither I am not going in there, well This is your thing, you go in, I'm not going in Ugh, he tried to make me part of his collection The last time you were here All you did was kick and steal from us All you did was kick a tree and steal our stuff Okay, you're right, I'm- I'm sorry How does it feel to kick a tree? We don't know because we're trees And we don't kick each other Look, I'm sorry! Yeah, I told you we never should've done that What? No, you didn't! You kicked her too! We don't steal from each other Okay, okay, I didn't have anything to do with that That was all Horse I should've kicked you, Ched If you're asking for our help, then we say, "No" No? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Okay, thank you for your time, I guess