Oh No

I am a knight in shiny armor

I am a vigilante cleaning up the streets

I am a baby without a mother

I am a savior

A martyr

A priest

Manifestation of divine humanization

Let it be clear that I’m in need of admiration

It’s hard enough to cling to this persona

While reality is playing hide and seek

The measure of a man

By the way he shakes your hand

Barbaric now it’s rendered obsolete

Incarnation of superior copulation

Demonstrating narcissistic masturbation

I’m wrapping everything in shiny tinsel

The things we do to keep our records clean

I’m brushing up my plastic aureola

Am I not what I seem?

A violation of the rules and regulations

I can’t be bothered with your earthly legislation