the dog

I don't wanna manifest bad energy

I know I sound like a hippie when I say that

Hate to think we'd ever end up enemies

Just bear with me, what if shit hits the fan?

We fall out of love

Admit it's the end

We'll pleasure ourselves

In separate beds

I'll get a new car

You'll get a new job

But who gets to keep the dog?

You can take the floral-printed bed sheets

I never really liked them

You can even have my mother's recipe

The one you're always asking about

But I'll take the knives

And all of the plates

Except for the one

You happened to break

I'll take all the blame

For what I did wrong

But who gets to keep the dog?

I love you more than I've ever loved anyone, anyone

I know things are great right now but we're still young

And if I happen to win custody

After much deliberation

I know that she'd have a lot of fun with me

Prolonging the inevitable

'Cause when I'd see her face

I'd just think of you

It'd be way too hard

For me to get through

We both know that you're

A way better mom

So I'll let you keep the dog

I'll let you keep the dog

Hmm, mm, mm