Mirror and a Kitchen Sink

Juliet and Romeo didn't meet down at the rodeo I think there is something special about what you don't know Keep the world on their feet It seems to me that you know it all You learned it over beers with the pope last fall And built yourself a castle with a big glass wall Everybody knows your proud And I think that I win Every single argument Now it's you and me A mirror and a kitchen sink So what's the difference between you and me I'll tell you right now it's a couple teeth And then I decide whether to not or be Crueler than I already am So here we are again my friend You beat around the bush then you build a fence So nobody knows what you really meant I'm not so sure that you do, and it's true And I think that I win Every single argument But now it's you and me A mirror and a kitchen sink Romeo and Juliet didn't kiss first then become friends There's always gotta be a middle and end No one's gotta know how it starts You'll say words that make you brave Then you realize that you share a brain And oh, here it goes right down the drain Faster than your eyes can see And it's me And I think that I win Every single argument But now it's you and me A mirror and a kitchen sink A mirror and a kitchen sink