Funaggedon Time

I looked out at the night of the living stoned

Bodies strewn all over as they moaned and groaned

Lucifer was partying and tomorrow had been postponed

Passed her on the stairs she wore a black lace coat

Perfume so strong it grabbed me by the throat

They say she isn't sexy but she gave me pause for thought

It was Funageddon Time

To not join in would be a crime

Funageddon Time

All the way

Yeah eh Funageddon Time

Sie rocken in den Altersheims/I'll take mine with a slice of lime

Funageddon Time

Every day

She lead me by the hand, poured us both a shot

It hit me in the head my body running hot

A sugar rush all over to the land that time forgot

We danced into eternity by way of doomsday

The carnage all around us moved out of our way

A Foxtrot at a tea dance in the Waldorf it was not

The last thing I remember was

Stumbling dazed and lost

The band rocked out a jungle beat

The room pulsated with applause

The very end of me because

I woke up naked in the street