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Split the Diff
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Comedy
Split the Diff est sorti le 26 mars 2013 par Crappy Records dans le cadre de l'album Jarinus Rhymes With Vaginus
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Date de sortie26 mars 2013
LabelCrappy Records
LanguageEnglish
Qualité mélodique
Acoustique
Valence
Dansabilité
Énergie
BPM169

Crédits

COMPOSITION ET PAROLES
Jaret Reddick
Jaret Reddick
Paroles/Composition
Linus Dotson
Linus Dotson
Paroles/Composition
PRODUCTION ET INGÉNIERIE
Jarinus
Jarinus
Production

Paroles

Sometimes it's too hot, sometimes it's too cold
You gotta split the diff, split the diff
I don't like 'em young, but I don't like 'em old
You gotta split the diff, split the diff
We can't hear you whisper but it's loud when you shout (when you shout)
Somewhere in the middle is the perfect amount (perfect amount)
Stevie Ray Vaughn or a death metal riff
Don't be such a dick, motherfucking split the diff
Too much is too much, but a little bit sucks
You gotta split the diff, split the diff
Some people screw, and others just fuck
You gotta split the diff, split the diff
Mayonnaise is fattening, but mustard's too strong (much too strong)
Six inches is too small, but a footlong's too long (that shit is too long)
Do you want Skippy or some creamy fucking Jif?
A shitload of Smucker's, motherfucker split the diff!
Split the diff
Life is like a chick - the good stuff's in the middle
Split the diff
A viola comes between a cello and a fiddle
I'm not from 'burbs, I'm not from the ghetto
I'm not Heath Ledger and I ain't Jared Leto
Split the diff
Split the diff
Sometimes it's too hot, sometimes it's too cold
You gotta split the diff, split the diff
I don't like 'em young, but I don't like 'em old
You gotta split the diff, split the diff
No one likes a forest, but don't shave it all off (shave it bald)
I don't play Lacrosse, but it's too hot for golf (I lost my ball)
Should you send a .jpeg or email a .tiff?
A .pdf is better, motherfucking split the diff!
Split the diff
Split the diff
Written by: Jaret Reddick, Linus Dotson
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