It's Beginning To Smell a Lot Like Pumpkin

It's beginning to smell a lot like pumpkin everywhere I go Take a sniff in the coffee shop Aromas that just won't stop All that I can say is no, no, no It's beginning to smell a lot like pumpkin In every grocery store Of the scariest things to be in my olfactory Make me run for the door A bowl of pumpkin linguine with grated fontina And just a pinch of cayenne (ew) Pumpkin chai latte all steamy and hotty Is not my vision of Zen (ew) Oh, I can hardly wait until it's Christmastime again But right now It's beginning to smell a lot like pumpkin (pumpkin) everywhere I go What's that stench in the bakery? No pumpkin spice muffin for me The scent of it just gives me vertigo It's beginning to smell a lot like pumpkin (pumpkin) I need an antihistamine But what really gets under my skin Is that jack-o-lantern grin Happy Halloween Happy Halloween