Sex In Heaven

You may think that when you die your sex life's over But in fact that's just a filthy lie Even if the sex you had here was "mediocre" Makin' love gets better when you die! You're an eight! On a scale from one to seven I can't wait to have sex with you in Heaven When you die, you'll get down with Kate or Kevin Cause we're all bi, when we're havin' sex in Heaven There's no need to douche if you are a power bottom And here's another secret that I'll tell Every kink love you can think of, Heaven's got 'em While it's just vanilla down in Hell Gettin' fisted on a cloud Actin' like a shameless whore Screamin' "God oh God!" out loud Even though God's right next door Proudly gettin' pounded by A hot dead guy named Chad While you're surrounded by Every pet you've ever had The average cock size is at least 11 It's no surprise when you're havin' sex in Heaven It's like the plot of a book by Ira Levin You're dead but not cuz you're still havin' sex in Heaven!