When I get an invitation before I even get it open
In my mind I'm already picking out a pair
I never look at the dress code
Cause if I'm on the list then they know
They'd be crazy to even tell me what to wear
Cause I'm wearing boots or I ain't going
I might get me a backward stare, ha oh well
Cause I like my boots and I'll be showing up
In my shined up, rhinestone ones from the top shelf
Well, that's just who I am
And I ain't going
If I can't wear boots
It's been a week of overtime
Thank God for Friday night
Don't wanna get dressed up and get picked up for a date
Hope he takes me to a downtown bar
Where the drinks are flowing and there's steel guitar
Spare me the wine and dine from that silver plate
Cause I'm wearing boots or I ain't going
I might get me a backward stare, ha oh well
Cause I like my boots and I'll be showing up
In my shined up, rhinestone ones from the top shelf
Hell that's just who I am
And I ain't going
If I can't wear boots
Hey
Whether I end up standing at the pearly gates
Or if the devil gets to know my name
One thing won't change
Cause I'm wearing boots or I ain't going
I might get me a backward stare, but I don't care
Cause I like my boots and I'll be showing up
In my shined up, rhinestone ones from the top shelf
Hell that's just who I am
And I ain't going
Well that's just who I am
And I ain't going
If I can't wear boots
Hey
If I can't wear boots
Woah, no
Yee who
Hey
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