Redneck Rehab

Folks like us, who couldn't afford Long vacations at the Betty Ford Mama says I'm gonna have to tough it out here Grindin' my teeth and grindin' my gears I just got five more weeks to go In redneck rehab, whoa-whoa-whoa Redneck rehab, locked in a shack A single wide trailer for a month and a half Redneck rehab, mama got mad I gotta kick speed 'fore daddy gets back Hot Shoein' Tom says, "I got your fix First one's free, here try some of this" One bump for work, two to party The hay's all cut and the colts are started Up for days in the Georgia pine Choppin' wood and choppin' lines Redneck rehab, locked in a shack A single wide trailer for a month and a half Redneck rehab, mama got mad I gotta kick speed 'fore daddy gets back Didn't waste none of my time on liquor I climbed on a pony a whole lot quicker Stepped on coke and bathtub crank Prescription pills and purple drank Ridin' high 'til the fun all ended Now the mare ain't broke and the fence ain't mended Redneck rehab, locked in a shack A single wide trailer for a month and a half Redneck rehab, mama got mad Redneck rehab, locked in a shack A single wide trailer for a month and a half Redneck rehab, mama got trashed Now she gotta kick speed 'fore daddy gets back (hey)