Santa Looked A Lot Like Daddy

Well Santa looked a lot like daddy Or daddy looked a lot like him It's not the way I had him pictured Santa was much too thin He didn't come down the chimney So momma must've let him in Santa looked a lot like daddy Or daddy looked a lot like him Well, they thought that I was sleepin' They thought that I was tucked in bed They never thought I'd come out peepin' But then I heard what was said Santa put his arm around momma And momma put her arm around him So Santa Claus ain't daddy Then I'ma go and tell on him Hell, Santa looked a lot like daddy Or daddy looked a lot like him It's not the way I had him pictured Santa was much too thin He didn't come down the chimney So momma must've let him in Santa looked a lot like daddy Or daddy looked a lot like him You know I'm just sayin' now Think about some things Well, I never saw a desor or a prancer I never heard the sleigh bells ring I never saw the red-nosed reindeer Like the show on the TV screen But he showed right a lot of presents So Santa Claus he must have been He sure looked a lot like daddy Or daddy looked a lot like him Well, Santa looked a lot like daddy Or daddy looked a lot like him It's not the way I had him pictured Santa was much too thin He didn't come down the chimney So momma must've let him in Santa looked a lot like daddy Or daddy looked a lot like him Well, Santa looked a lot like daddy Or daddy looked a lot like him (Man, I think momma is hookin' up with Santa Claus) (Merry Christmas everybody)