Cryptid

Nice to meet you I'm a cryptid I don't scare off many children They just laugh it makes me livid I'm not scary Like I should be Play with dolls when No one's looking Dad is Bigfoot Mom is Nessie Can't just say "I tried my best," see They're expecting so much more I Couldn't care less, but I still try I'll go hairless Grow some more eyes Nice to meet you Nice to meet you They see right through me Can I blame them? Till I scare 'em, I stay nameless Movies set the bar too high I need a win before I die I can't begin to want to try Yet I still do Nice to meet you Nice to meet you Nice to meet you At the naming ceremony Everyone else, their lives were all forming But maybe I'll earn it At the naming ceremony (I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm...) What if my parents loathe me? Disown me? (Who am I? Oh, who do I think I am? Think I am?) If I don't earn it At the naming ceremony (I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm...) Should've been gifted, should've been perfect (What's my name?) But I couldn't even learn it At the naming ceremony Nobody told me congratulations I didn't earn it I don't deserve it Nice to meet you I'm a cryptid Chose my own name Now I'm Mildred It's no "Mothman" "Chupacabra" But it's mine and I deserve it It's my name and I deserve it It's my own and I deserve it