Sweet Tooth

Well, now, Chief I can see that you're a man of integrity Thank you But ask yourself this Have you got a sweet tooth? I do A hunger that you have to feed? Have you got a sweet tooth? I do Well, we've got everything you need! (Mmm) Don't give me that conscience nonsense! It's simply quid pro quo So A hundred of your favorites? Sorry, I'm afraid it's no! Promised the wife I'd cut down on chocolate, you know I gotta get in shape for the policeman's ball, so- But think about your sweet tooth I do I've had it since I was a boy Your naughty little sweet tooth It's true The only thing that brings you joy Don't look at your waistline! It's fine! (C'mon) Who needs to see their toes? So Seven hundred boxes? That's a lot of chocolates No! Gentlemen, let's give it the big sell Have you got a sweet tooth? Me too! Fellas- Have you got the hots for chocs? I do really, yeah Do you think that candy's dandy? Oh, yeah Well, we've got lots and lots and lots and lots and lots! Why am I singing? If the wife's complaining Body-shaming It's amazing what a tailor can conceal Keep your wretched chocolates 18 hundred boxes? Oh, deal!