Oompa Loompa

Oompa Loompa doompety-doo I've got a tragic tale for you Oompa Loompa doompety-dee If you are wise, you'll listen to me Dear Loompaland is both luscious and green But not conducive to growing the bean! My job was guarding what little we'd got You came along and pinched the lot! (Hey, why didn't you say something?) Well, perhaps I drifted off! Oompa Loompa doompety-day When I awoke, they sent me away I'm disgraced, cast out in the cold 'Til I've paid my friends back a thousand-fold! A thousand-fold? You gotta be kidding me I repeat A thousand-fold!