Get Your Ass in the Van

Get your ass in the van take the music hit the road Get your ass in the van take the music hit the road There ain't no American Idol ain't No Jesus being made at the crossroads Quit your pissing in quit your moaning Quit your crying and quit your groaning Get your ass in the van take the music hit the road This ain't no American Idol ain't No Jesus being made at the crossroads You're much too long to have a chip on your shoulder Do some time and call me when you're older Get your ass in the van take the music hit the road This ain't no American Idol ain't No Jesus being made at the crossroads Get your ass in the van Get your ass in the van Get your ass in the van Get your ass in the van Ain't American Idol ain't no Jesus being made at the crossroad