Legendary

It's just me, myself, and I

Stuck in my bedroom, livin' in this world you left behind

Dreamin' of all these monsters that I'll never get to fight

But boy, I wish I could, so I could bring the world some light

'Cause I'm stuck with your stories, but no clue who you are

And no idea if you're dead or just too far

Somebody tell me, come and give me a sign

If I fight those monsters, is it you I'll find?

If so, then

Give me sirens and a cyclops

Give me giants and a hydra

I know life and fate are scary

But I wanna be legendary

I'll fight the harpies and chimeras

The Minotaur, even Cerberus

I know life and fate are scary

But I wanna be l-l-l-l-legendary

There are strangers in our halls

Tryin' to win the heart of my mom, but she is standing tall

108 old faces of men who call me small

They keep takin' space and it's not much longer we can stall

'Cause they're getting impatient, dangerous too

And I would fight them if I was half as strong as you

Somebody help me, come and give me the strength

Can I do whatever it takes to keep my mom safe?

If so, then

Give me sirens and a cyclops

Give me giants and a hydra

I know life and fate are scary

But I wanna be legendary

I'll fight the harpies and chimeras

The Minotaur, even Cerberus

I know life and fate are scary

But I wanna be legendary

Where is he?

Where is the man who'll have you to wife? Oh-woah

Where is he?

Where is the man with whom you'll spend your life?

'Cause it's been twenty years

Twenty years

And we still have no king

Give me a chance, a single opportunity

And I'll overcome these obstacles and scrutiny and—

Boy

When's your tramp of a mother gonna choose a new husband?

Oh-oh

Why don't you open her room, so we can have fun with her?

Don't you dare call my mother a tramp

Oh-oh

I just did

Whatcha gonna do about it, champ?

Somebody tell me, come and give me a sign

If I fight this monster, is it you I'll find?