Me Next (Live In Brighton, 2023)

I was too scared to phone

In case you weren't alone

So I called up your best friend instead

Because I had to know

Oh, and when I asked her

If you two were

Still living together, she said:

"I don't think so"

And please don't think that I'm suggesting you're over-sexed

But if he's really gone

Oh please, can I be the next?

Let me be the next

And if you really knew

How much I'd worshipped you

Right from the first time we spoke

Would you have relented?

But all those looks we'd share

When he wasn't there

Do you think that was all just a joke?

Oh well I meant it

And please don't think that I'm suggesting you're over-sexed

But if he's really gone

Oh please, can I be the next?

Let me be the next

Please, can I be the next?

Let me be the next

Please, can I be the next?

Let me be the next