Make It Another Old Fashioned, Please

Since I went on the wagon, I'm certain drink is a major crime

For when you lay off the liquor, you feel so much slicker

Well, that is, most of the time

But there are moments, sooner or later

When it's tough, I've got to say

Love to say, "Waiter

Make it another old-fashioned, please

Make it another, double, old-fashioned, please"

Make it for one who's due

To join the disillusion crew

Make it for one of love's new refugees

Once high in my castle, I reign supreme

And oh, what a castle, built on a heavenly dream

Then quick as a lightning flash

That castle began to crash

So, make it another old-fashioned, please

Leave out the cherry

Leave out the orange

Leave out the bitters

Just make it straight, right