Hit Me

Oh, that felt good

Oh my God

That felt really, really good

That was like therapy

Honestly, what a release

That was brutal

You just committed murder in cold blood

You know, you’re really ruining my high

Your—what is the matter with you?

You are going to get life in prison

And that is not good for someone in your condition

Except you can't go to prison without a dead body, and we do not have a dead body

That was rude

That was pretty fuckin' rude

Just look at me, I've been shot

She's alive

And yet she's not

So rude

Screw you

I need a doctor

Oh, do you?

You're a walking lie

And I can see right through you

Come here

Come here

I wanna wipe that perfect smile off your face

Come, give this a taste

Come here

You little rat

I'm gonna break you

Tear you to pieces

Stop teasing, bitch, just hit me

Wait, wait, wait

We're not focusing on the big picture here

Why is no one dying?

It has to be the potion

Oh, you think?

What potion?

You think it was the spooky magic drink?

I wish you were dead

Don't lose your head

Oh, shut your hole

I should've known you took it, too

I took it years before you

Wait a minute, let me try and understand this—

Shut up, Ernest, the women are talking

We've got this shit under control

Come here

Come here

I'm gonna have you bagged and dropped in a ditch

En garde, bitch

Come here

I'm gonna injure you severely

Dearly departed

Stop

We're just getting started

This is pointless, we can't even inflict pain on each other

Pain?

You wanna talk pain?

You wanna talk Bobby, Kevin, Ernest

And all my other loves you shoved down the drain?

Oh, please don't act like you're the victim here

Admit you've called me trash behind my back

My whole career

You wanted my life

So you destroyed it

Admit you enjoyed it

Stop

Ow, yeah

Hit me

Ow, yeah

Hit me like you mean it

Do what you will, you still can't kill me

Slut

Whore

God, that felt good