God Is A Trans Woman

I was sitting on the dock

Contemplating God and man

When a vision came upon me

That I didn't understand

I looked around for answers

But nobody had a clue

'Til a vision of a goddess

She appeared and then I knew

I said

God is a trans woman

Jesus was a fisherman

Moses was a draft dodger

Allah likes to dance

You see

God is a trans woman

Jesus was a fisherman

Buddha was a fat kid

Allah likes to dance

She said

"Son

I like your hat

Would you give it to me

Please?"

And I said

"Ma'am

This is the only hat

That ever really fit me"

She said

"That's okay

You can wear it for a while

But I want you to remember

I am you and you are I"

She said

God is a trans woman

Jesus was a fisherman

Moses was a draft dodger

Allah likes to dance

You see

God is a trans woman

Jesus was a fisherman

Buddha was a fat kid

Allah likes to dance

So if you find yourself alone

Feeling lost and feeling cold

And the meaning of it all

Has eluded you once more

If you see a friend in need

Please be kind and please be good

And if you see the goddess

Tell her I say "What's up?"

'Cause you see

God is a trans woman

Jesus was a fisherman

Moses was a draft dodger

Allah likes to dance

You see

God is a trans woman

Jesus was a fisherman

Buddha was a fat kid

Allah likes to dance