Bounce a Nickel

I'm tuggin' on his weenie

And he's kissin' up my peepee

We're twerkin' in the bathroom

While our wives are watchin' TV

I found a hundred bucks

While I was diggin' in his butt

And he's lickin' on my nuts

You can't tell me this ain't love

Bounce a nickel off my ass and watch it jiggle so damn fast

We're in the water in the bath and tuggin' on each other's mast

Stick your pickle in my pooper, does it tickle like a goober

I really hope we locked the door

Cause our wives might come lookin' for us

Got a finger in his butt and it's grippin' like a skunk

Poppin' bubbles with his tongue

Causin' trouble with my junk

Suckin' harder than a honeysuckle

Rubbin' on my buddy's muscles

Lickin' on his biggie till it makes him fuckin' dizzy

Bounce a nickel off my ass and watch it jiggle so damn fast

We're in the water in the bath and tuggin' on each other's mast

Stick your pickle in my pooper, does it tickle like a goober

I really hope we locked the door

Cause our wives might come lookin' for us

I'm clappin' up his country rear

And splashin' water everywhere

He's bendin' over sayin' prayers

That bootyhole gon' need repairs

We got lost inside the moment

Couldn't stop the dirty moanin'

I hear footsteps on the floor

There's someone knockin' on the door

Bounce a nickel off my ass and watch it jiggle so damn fast

We're in the water in the bath and tuggin' on each other's mast

Stick your pickle in my pooper, does it tickle like a goober

We really should have locked the door

Cause now our wives want to divorce us