Hey Wizard

The Wizard did security when Black Flag came to town

I jumped right up on the stage and I knocked Henry to the ground

The Wizard caught me in the crowd

He recognized my face

The Wizard threw my scrawny teenage ass right out the place

Hey Wizard

You're all right

Hey Wizard keep us safe tonight

Hey Wizard in control

Hey Wizard rock and roll

The Wizard he's protecting the guitarist and the singer

The Wizard has a big gold ring on every Wizard finger

The Wizard has an army of a hundred wizards strong

The Wizard is the subject of this mother fucking song

Hey Wizard

You're all right

Hey Wizard keep us safe tonight

Hey Wizard in control

Hey Wizard rock and roll

The Wizard was a high school football star

The Wizard drives Maserati car

The Wizard is immortal

That's what I've been told

The music keeps him young and he never gets old

And no one stops The Wizard

Don't you try to stop The Wizard