Scissored in My Chevy

Gettin' scissored in my Chevy had me breathing so heavy

When she pulled my flannel panties off it broke my levee

Just a couple country girls gettin' sweaty and sweet

She's a dirty Dixie daisy, it was love at first queef

When her queef hit my face, I knew I was ready

To scissor that lady in the back of my Chevy

And baby, this ain't like your Subaru

But damn, I scissor so good with you

So wiggle those hips and make me believe

In the back of my Chevy, it's like a dream

We're scissorin' sweet in deep Tennessee

And lettin' our lesbian pussies queef

We're rubbin' roast beef in the Dixie heat

It's a melody makin' our mufflers sing

My mama and my daddy and my granny don't need

To know that you scissor in my Chevy with me

Hey, daddy, sorry for gettin' home so late

I was just fishin' again, can't you smell it?