Oh who will bring the cheeseball and center it on the table

Adorn it with crackers as we all gather round

Oh beautiful delicious cheeseball, you remind me of my childhood

Mom would always buy one, put it out on Christmas Eve

Oh chee ee ee eese ball. Chee eee ee ee eese ball.

Oh beautiful delicious cheeseball gently rolled in nuts

I like you the most spread on a Ritz

Oh glorious cheeseball on a red plastic platter and a bowl of hershey kisses and a little baby cheesus

Chee ee ee eesus Little baby cheesus lying in the lettuce

I'm slicing up the almonds until they're paper thin, roll them in the cheeseball and then I will begin to eat the chee ee eeseball Chee eee ee eeseball.

Oh who will bring the cheeseball and center it on the table

Adorn it with crackers as we all gather round

Oh Chee eee eeseball Chee eee eee eee eeseball