This ain't 1940, I got a hard job too

And I don't need three more as soon as I come home to you

Hell yeah, these hands can do a lot, but I've only got two

And honey, there's just so much that one person can do

Hooker, nanny or maid

It seems like that's all you want these days

But the only way I'll be all of those is if I'm getting paid

Right now, you think you've got it made, well

I ain't your hooker, your nanny or your maid

Making love's high up on my list of things to do

But dirty dishes and a Swiffer sure don't put me in the mood

You know you mean the world to me, my love for you won't change

But would it kill you to fold some laundry while you watch that football game? Oh

Hooker, nanny or maid

It seems like that's all you want these days

But the only way I'll be all of those is if I'm getting paid

Right now, you think you've got it made, well

I ain't your hooker, your nanny or your maid

If you wanna turn me on, just turn that TV off

Make a little right from wrong, yeah, you know what I want

So come on, make it easier, just meet me halfway

And take a little off my plate

And rinse it off while you're at it

Hooker, nanny or maid

Is that really all you want these days? Well

The only way I'll be all of those is if I'm getting paid

And I know you think you've got it made, well

I ain't your hooker, your nanny or your maid

So go get a hooker, try out a nanny

Hell, I'll pay for the maid