More Often Than Not

Well, have I not been quite far enough How many times do you have to die now How many sets has it been Not another one, oh no And would you believe That it happens more often than not But here's to all the people That I'm not with tonight Wherever they are Well, I rolled into town last night, I'm tired And would you believe I would like to cry now I saw my lady laying there with a man Not another one, oh no And would you believe That it happens more often than not And here's to all the ladies That I'm not with tonight Wherever they are So I went on stumbling to the town How many times do you got to try Someone said that she would love me Not another one, oh no And would you believe That it happens more often than not But here's to all the ladies That fell for me tonight Whoever they are So pass that bottle, now give it here There's so many reasons to drink it dry Numb my pain maybe even kill me Hey have another one let's go And would you believe That it happens more often than not And here's to all the bottles That I've drunk in my time Whatever they were