She's As Beautiful As a Foot

She's as beautiful as a foot She's as beautiful as a foot She heard someone say the other day Didn't believe it when he bit into her face Didn't believe it when he bit into her face It tasted just like a fallen arch She's as beautiful as a foot She's as beautiful as a foot She heard someone say the other day Don't put your tongue on the bloody tooth mark place Don't put your tongue on the bloody tooth mark place Her face changing now, a Guernsey cow She's as beautiful, oh so beautiful, beautiful as a foot She's as beautiful, oh so beautiful, beautiful as a foot She's as beautiful, oh so beautiful, beautiful as a foot She's as beautiful, oh so beautiful, beautiful as a foot She heard someone say (she heard someone say) The other (day)