Machine Gun Funk

So you wanna be hardcore?

With your hat to the back, talkin' 'bout the **** in your raps

But I can't feel that hardcore

Appeal that you're screamin', maybe I'm dreamin'

This ain't Christopher Williams, still some

MCs got to feel one, caps, I got to peel some

To let **** know (Let 'em know)

That if you **** with big and heavy, I get up in that **** like a wedgie

Says who? Says me, the lyrical

**** sayin', "Biggie off the street, it's a miracle"

Left the drugs alone, took the thugs along with me

Just for **** actin' shifty

Sticks and stones break bones, but the **** kill you quicker

'Specially when I'm drunk off the liquor

Smokin' funk by the boxes, packin' ****

It's natural to eat you **** like chocolates, the funk, baby

I live for the funk, I'll die for the funk

I live for the funk, I'll die for the funk

I live for the funk, I'll die for the funk

I live for the funk, I'll die for the funk

I live for the funk, I'll die for the funk

I live for the funk, I'll die for the funk

I live for the funk, I'll die for the funk

I live for the funk, I'll die for the funk

All I want is ****, big booty ****

Used to sell crack so I could stack my riches

Now I pack **** to stop all the snitches

From stayin' in my business, what is this relentless

Approach to know if I'm broke or not?

Just 'cause I joke and smoke a lot, don't mean I don't tote the ****

Sixteen shots for my **** in the pen

Until we **** meet again, huh

I'm doin' rhymes now, **** the crimes now

Come on the Ave., I'm real hard to find now

'Cause I'm knee-deep in the beats

In the Land Cruiser jeep with the ****-10 by the seats

For the jackers, the jealous-**** **** in the ****

I'll make you prove that it's bulletproof

Hold your head, 'cause when you hit the bricks

I got gin, mad **** and **** suckin' ****, the funk, baby

I live for the funk, I'll die for the funk

I live for the funk, I'll die for the funk

I live for the funk, I'll die for the funk

I live for the funk, I'll die for the funk

I live for the funk, I'll die for the funk

I live for the funk, I'll die for the funk

I live for the funk, I'll die for the funk

I live for the funk, I'll die for the funk

So I guess you know the story, the rap side, **** side

How I smoke ****, smack **** on the backside

Bed-Stuy, the place where my head rests

Fifty-shot **** if a **** wan' test

The rocket launcher, Biggie stomped ya

High as a **** helicopter

That's why I pack a nina, **** misdemeanor

Beatin' **** like Ike beat Tina

What's love got to do

When I'm rippin' all through your whole crew?

Strapped like Bamboo, but I don't sling ****

I got bags of funk and it's sellin' by the tons

**** wanna know how I live the mack life

Makin' money, smokin' mics like **** pipes

It's type simple and plain to maintain

I add a little funk to the brain, the funk, baby

I live for the funk, I'll die for the funk

I live for the funk, I'll die for the funk

I live for the funk, I'll die for the funk

I live for the funk, I'll die for the funk

I live for the funk, I'll die for the funk

I live for the funk, I'll die for the funk

I live for the funk, I'll die for the funk

I live for the funk, I'll die for the funk

I live for the funk, I'll die for the funk

I live for the funk, I'll die for the funk

I live for the funk, I'll die for the funk

I live for the funk, I'll die for the funk

I live for the funk, I'll die for the funk

I live for the funk, I'll die for the funk

I live for the funk, I'll die for the funk

I live for the funk, I'll die for the funk

I live for the funk, I'll die for the funk

I live for the funk, I'll die for the funk

I live for the funk, I'll die for the funk

I live for the funk, I'll die for the funk

I live for the funk, I'll die for the funk

I live for the funk, I'll die for the funk

I live for the funk, I'll die for the funk

I live for the funk, I'll die for the funk

I live for the funk, I'll die for the funk

I live for the funk, I'll die for the funk

I live for the funk, I'll die for the funk

I live for the funk, I'll die for the funk

I live for the funk, I'll die for the funk

I live for the funk, I'll die for the funk

I live for the funk, I'll die for the funk

I live for the funk, I'll die for the funk