Big Fat Funky Booty

My baby's nice, she's so polite Said, "Please" when she ask me stay the night She's around the house and she love me so real She pickin' up a little bit of my rising, rising dough Good lordy, God, my gosh, almighty Her booty fine and it's trimmed so tidy Horseradish, mama, just a smidgen Spend a whole lotta time peekin' into Your big old kitchen fridge Gotta love it, that's my duty She gotta big, fat, funky booty Not above it, makes me moody Whole mess of big, fat, funky booty Waoh, sweet sugar plum I'm crippled, blind, a little deaf and dumb It's wonderful, could I get a little more? 'Cause it's about as wide as my big old garage door when We're in bed and it's late at night, oh She put her arms around me and she hold me tight And I say, "No baby, no baby, no" But I sure could use a lil' bit of your booty though Gotta love it, it's my duty She gotta big fat funky booty Not above it, makes me moody Whole mess of big fat funky booty My baby's nice, she's so polite Said, "Please" when she ask me stay the night She's around the house, she love me so She pickin' up a little bit of my rising dough Good lordy, God, my gosh, almighty Her booty fine and it's trimmed so tidy Horseradish, mama, just a smidge Spend a whole lotta time peekin' into Your big old kitchen fridge Gotta love it, it's my duty She gotta big, fat, funky booty Not above it, makes me moody Whole mess of big, fat, funky booty Gotta love it, it's my duty She gotta big, fat, funky booty Not above it, makes me moody Whole mess of big, fat, funky booty, yeah Gotta love it