Work In Progress

Okay I forgot about the trash I didn't trim the long hairs on my mustache I didn't buy you a ring I believe it was back in '93 Alright I admit it I forgot our anniversary I didn't pick the baby this morning at the nursery That ain't no big thing it's a gold star for me You get tired and disgusted with me But I can't be just what you want me to be I still love you and I try real hard I swear one day you'll have a brand new car I even asked the Lord to try to help me He looked down from Heaven said to tell you please Just be patient, I'm a work in progress ... I'm sorry I got mad for waiting in the truck It seemed like hours you getting all dressed up Just to go to Shoney's on a Wednesday night I read that book you gave me about Mars and Venus I think it's sinking in but probably need to re-read it But I'm starting to see now what you've been saying is right You get tired and disgusted with me But I can't be just what you want me to be I still love you and I try real hard I swear one day you'll have a brand new car I even asked the Lord to try to help me He looked down from Heaven said to tell you please Just be patient, I'm a work in progress ... I know you meant well when you bought me those cloggs But my heels getting hot down by the muffler on my hog I'm sure they're stylish but I'll take my boots And I tried to do that health thing like you want me to do But that low-fat and no-fat is getting hard to chew Now I love your cooking honey but sometimes I need some real food You get tired and disgusted with me But I can't be just what you want me to be I still love you and I try real hard I swear one day you'll have a brand new car I even asked the Lord to try to help me He looked down from Heaven said to tell you please Just be patient, I'm a work in progress Oh honey just be patient now I'm a work in progress