I Wish I Could Go Back to College

I wish I could go back to college

Life was so simple back then

What would I give to go back and live

In a dorm with a meal plan again?

I wish I could go back to college

In college, you know who you are

You sit in the quad and think, "Oh, my God

I am totally gonna go far"

How do I go back to college?

I don't know who I am anymore

I wanna go back to my room

And find a message in dry-erase pen on the door, oh

I wished I could just drop a class

Or get into a play

Or change my major

Or fuck my T.A.

I need an academic advisor to point the way

We could be

Sitting in the computer lab

4 AM before the final paper is due

Cursing the world, 'cause I didn't start sooner

And seeing the rest of the class there too

I wish I could go back to college

How do I go back to college?

Ah

I wish I had taken more pictures

But if I were to go back to college

Think what a loser I'd be

I'd walk through the quad and think, "Oh, my God

These kids are so much younger than me"