The Restroom Door Said, "Gentleman"

The restroom door said gentlemen, so I just walked inside I took two steps and realized I've been taken for a ride I heard high voices, turned and found the place was occupied By two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse What could be worse? Than two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse The restroom door said gentlemen, it must have been a gag As soon as I walked in there I ran into some old hag She sprayed me with a can of mace and smacked me with her bag I could tell this wouldn't be my day What can I say? It just wasn't turning out to be my day The restroom door said gentlemen and I'd would like to find The crummy little creep who had the nerve to switch the signs 'Cause I got two black eyes and one high heel up my behind Now I can't sit with comfort and joy Boy, oh boy Now I'll never sit with comfort and joy