They Threw Me Out of Church

Once upon a time, I was cursing in Daniel's Chapel A.M.E. Zion Church I called one of the deacons a motherfucker Reverend Henry E. Miller preached about my vulgar language He told the congregation in the sanctuary that I got a nasty filthy mouth They threw me out of church They threw me out of church They threw me out of church They threw me out of church For the second time, I told the preacher to fuck off I also told Reverend Henry E. Miller to suck a male camel's dick He got so tired of my bullshit He told one of the deacons to throw me out He then escorted me to the door They threw me out of church They threw me out of church They threw me out of church They threw me out of church When I went to church that same Sunday, I picked up a 2 x 4 I went up to the pulpit and clocked the preacher in the head He fell to the floor unconscious Suddenly, the police was called on me I then ran out of the church with a grin on my face being chased after by the cops They threw me out of church They threw me out of church They threw me out of church They threw me out of church They threw me out of church