Shocker In Gloomtown

Were you there?

Were you kicking?

Alive in aisle twelve

Gimmick of the century

In boxes and jars and giveaway cars

He's motioning for you

'Twas a band

They were sickening

Arousing everyone

P.S. Dump your boyfriend

Promotional trash

Emotional bash with helium balloons

So now tell me

How the hell did we miss it?

Bared his ass for all to see

And no one got to kiss it