Sittin'’ At a Bar (The Original)

Care for another Martini?

I could wet my whistle

Brandy, sir?

Bartender, I really did it this time

Broke my parole to have a good time

When I got home it was 6 AM

The door was locked, so I kicked it in

She was trippin' on the bills

I think she was high on some pills

She threw my shit out into the yard

Then she called me a bum and slapped me real hard

And in my drunken stupor

I did what I should've never done

Now I'm sittin' here, talkin' to you

Drunk and on the run

I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside

Waitin' for my ride on the outside

She broke my heart in the trailer park

So I jacked the keys to her fucking car

And crashed that piece of shit

And then stepped away

Ya know, Mo, I'll probably get ten years

So just give me beers till they get here

Yeah, I know the sun is comin' up

And y'all are probably gettin' ready for closin' up

But I'm tryin' to drown my soul

I'm tired of this life on the dirt road

And everything that I love is gone

And I'm tired of hangin' on

She got me sittin' at a bar on the inside

Waitin' for my ride on the outside

She stole my heart in the trailer park

So I jacked the keys to her fucking car

And crashed that piece of shit

And then stepped away

Guess it was meant to be, romance is misery so much for memories

And now I'm headed to the penitentiary, see me on TV

The next cop series, I am a danger

I guess I should've did something about my anger

But I'll never learn real things I don't concern

I pour kerosene on everything I love and watch it burn

I know it's my fault, but I wasn't happy it was over

She threw a fit, so I crashed that piece of shit nova

And now I'm goin' back again

Back to the pen to see my friends

When we all pile out that county van

They'll ask me where I've been

I've been at a bar on the inside

Waitin' for my ride on the outside

She broke my heart in the trailer park

So I jacked the keys to her fucking car

I crashed that piece of shit and then stepped away

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