Alcohol

I can make anybody pretty I can make you believe any lie I can make you pick a fight with somebody twice your size Well, I've been known to cause a few break-ups An' I've been known to cause a few births Well, I can make you new friends, or get you fired from work And since the day I left Milwaukee Lynchburg an' Bordeaux, France Been making the bars lots of big money An' helpin' white people dance I got you in trouble in High School But College, now that was a ball You had some of the best times you'll never remember with me Alcohol, alcohol I got blamed at your wedding reception For your best man's embarrassing speech And also for those naked pictures of you at the beach I've influenced Kings and world leaders I helped Hemingway write like he did And I'll bet you a drink or two, that I can make you put that lampshade on your head 'Cause since the day I left Milwaukee Lynchburg and Bordeaux, France I been making a fool out of folks just like you An' helping white people dance I am medicine and I am poison I can help you up or make you fall You had some of the best times you'll never remember with me Alcohol, alcohol Yeah, since the day I left Milwaukee Lynchburg an' Bordeaux, France Been making the bars lots of big money (helpin' white people dance) Yeah, I got you in trouble in High School But College, now that was a ball You had some of the best times you'll never remember with me Alcohol, alcohol (Alcohol) na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na (Alcohol) na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na Na, na, na, na, na, na, na Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na