I'm Outlived By "That" Thing?

I threw out a stupid common paperweight And it went out into the country To a place where other solid objects lie around Well, it's quite hard and so it's probably still there And when I die, it will still be somewhere Ha ha, I'm outlived by that thing and stupid things like that A man once took a very famous photograph Went in books and even lectures Said it was a monster in the old loch ness Before he died, his wife gave him a back rub He confessed his lie, he took the picture in the bathtub Ha ha, he's outlived by that thing and stupid things like that Scientists have recently just found out About a fish they didn't know of That lives along the bottom of the darkest seas It doesn't need eyes, it's been there a long while Since back in the times of giant flying reptiles Ha ha, I'm outlived by that thing and stupid things like that Ha ha, I'm outlived by that thing and stupid things like that