John Wayne

John Wayne was never a soldier John Wayne was never a hero John Wayne didn't join the army John Wayne didn't die for his country John Wayne was scared of the Indians John Wayne was scared of the guns John Wayne was scared of the bullits He was scared of all the other Johns John Wayne, John Wayne was scared John Wayne, John Wayne was scared John Wayne never won a war John Wayne never served in Vietnam John Wayne only faught with his woman John Wayne, you're not a real man John Wayne laughing on the soundtrack John Wayne looking like a hunchback John Wayne riding on a horsetrack Hey John, I want my money back John Wayne, John Wayne was scared John Wayne, John Wayne was Was, was. was scared This is what John Wayne said to the American soldiers: I can't sing, I can't dance But I can shake a lot of hands I can't sing, I can't dance But I can shake a lot of hands I can't sing. I can't dance But I can shake a lot of hands John Wayne, John Wayne was scared (5x) John Wayne, John Wayne was, Was, was, was scared