Death Death (Devil, Devil, Evil, Evil Song)

My granny while on her deathbed She turned and said to me "Why must you view life so morbidly? I tried to teach you right But somewhere I went wrong 'Cause you sang those death, death, devil, devil, evil, evil songs" When six pallbearers put her down And laid her body in the ground My eyes were wet, my face was very long The pastor said, "Son, here you are Won't you please take this guitar? Sing dearly departed granny one last song" And I sang death, death, devil, devil, devil, devil Evil, evil, evil, evil songs Hell, you know that's how I get along The world is full of tragedies, so how can it be wrong? Singing death, death, death, death Devil, devil, evil, evil songs Well, I was shopping at Hot Topic And I was walking out the door When two dumb jocks came up to me They said, "Hey fag, it ain't Halloween" And they kicked my lipstick to the floor And I sang death, death, devil, devil, devil, devil Evil, evil, evil, evil songs Hell, you know that's how I get along The world is full of idiots, so how can it be wrong? Singing death, death, death, death Devil, devil, evil, evil songs Well, I went down to church on Sunday I sat up front in a pew The priest said, "Jesus and Mary too Son, what the devil's got into you? Get up and sing a hymn or two" And I sang death, death, devil, devil, devil, devil Evil, evil, evil, evil songs Hell, you know that's how I get along The world's full of hypocrisies, so how can it be wrong? Singing death, death, death, death Devil, devil, evil, evil songs I was invited to the White House The president pulled me aside He said, "Son, sing us a song of peace For those evildoers in the Middle East" I rolled my eyes and kicked this rhyme I sang death, death, devil, devil, devil, devil Evil, evil, evil, evil songs Hell, you know that's how I get along The world is full of Ws, so how can it be wrong? Singing death, death, death, death Devil, devil, evil, evil songs Well, then I died and went to Hell I could tell right away by the awful smell That this was clearly not the pearly gates The devil said, "Come here, young man My wife and I are your biggest fans" So naturally, I felt I had it made Well, then he reached into an iron chest And he picked a tool that he felt was best And then he jabbed me in the shlong With a pitchfork that had sharpened prongs He turned to me and winked and sang this song He sang, "Death, death, devil, devil, devil, devil Evil, evil, evil, evil songs Yeah, I know that's how you get along I find your songs hilarious, but now your soul's precarious Singing your death, death, death, death Devil, devil, evil, evil songs" I'm just kidding, kid Welcome to Hell Enjoy the buffet Death, death, devil, devil, devil, devil Evil, evil, evil, evil songs Hell, you know that's how we got along The world is full of sinners, so how can it be wrong? Singing death, death, death, death Devil, devil, evil, evil songs