Snake Farm

Well, a woman I love is named Ramona

She kinda looks like a tempest storm

And she can dance like Little Egypt

She works down at the snake farm

Snake farm, it just sounds nasty

Snake farm, pretty much is

Snake farm, it's a reptile house

Snake farm, ooh

Ramona's got a keen sense of humor

She got a tattoo down her arm

It's of a python eatin' a lil' mouse

Wearin' a sailor hat that says snake farm

Snake farm, it just sounds nasty

Snake farm, pretty much is

Snake farm, it's a reptile house

Snake farm, ooh

I asked Ramona how come she works there

She says, well, it's got its charm

There's nothin' to do in the winter

Now and then some kid gets bit at the snake farm

Snake farm, it just sounds nasty

Snake farm, pretty much is

Snake farm, it's a reptile house

Snake farm, ooh

Well, Ramona likes her malt liquor

And a band from Wales that's called The Alarm

She said she cried when they broke up

She still plays their records at the snake farm

Snake farm, it just sounds nasty

Snake farm, pretty much is

Snake farm, it's a reptile house

Snake farm, ooh

Sometimes Ramona calls me up

And says come on down here, it's gettin' warm

She runs everybody off

And we, you know, it's a snake farm

Snake farm, it just sounds nasty

Snake farm, it pretty much is

Snake farm, it's a reptile house

Snake farm, ooh

Snake farm, it just sounds nasty

Snake farm, it pretty much is

Snake farm, it's a reptile house

Snake farm, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh