If Mama Was Married

If Mama was married we'd live in a house, As private as private can be. Just Mama, 3 ducks, 5 canaries, a mouse, 2 monkeys, 1 father, 6 turtles and me. If Mama was married. If Mama was married i'd jump in the air And give all my toe shoes to you. I'd get all these hair ribbons out of my hair And once and for all i'd get Mama out too. If Mama was married. Mama, get out your white dress You've done it before (without much succsess) Mama, god speed and god bless We're not keeping score, whats one more or less. Oh Moma say yes, and waltz down the isle while may I'll gladly support you, I'll even escort you. And i'll gladly give you away. Oh Mama, get married today. If Moma was married there wouldn't be anymore Let me entertaint you Let me make you smile I will do some kicks I will do some tricks (Sing out Louise) (Smile Baby) Mama, please take our advise We aren't the Lunts I'm not Fanny Brice Mama, we'll buy you the rice If only this once you woulndn't think twice. It could be so nice, if Mama got married to stay But Mama gets married, and married, and married And never gets carried away. Oh Mama, Oh Mama, Oh Mama Get married today!