Human of the Year

Hello, hello

Calling a Karl Projektorinski to the front

Of the cathedral, you have won

Dear sir

May I congratulate you first?

Oh, what an honor

Human, human of thew year

And you won!

Human, human of the year

And you won!

Why are you so scared?

You stand there shaking in your pew

The icons are whispering to you

They're just old men

Like on the benches in the park

Except their balding spots are

Glistening with gold

Human, human of thew year

And you won!

Human, human of the year

And you won!

Aaah, aaah, aaaah, aaaaaah

You have won!

Hallelujah

Hallelujah

Hallelujah

Hallelujah

Outside the cars are beepin'

Out a song just in your honor

And though they do not know it

All mankind are now your brothers

And thus the cathedral had spoken

Wishing well to all us sinners

And, with a sigh, grew silent

Till next year's big human winner

Outside the cars are beepin'

Out a song just in your honor

And though they do not know it

All mankind are now your brothers

All mankind are now your brothers

Hallelujah

Hallelujah

Hallelujah

Hallelujah

Hello, hello

Calling a Karl Projektorinski to the front

Of the cathedral

You have won!