Karma Is a Female Dog

Well, I tried to write an honest song About lyin' and gettin' cheated on And I'll keep it clean 'cause Mama taught me right Still some of us here in this world Were too polite and nice 'a girls To say the dad-burn things here on my mind Like how he left me like a fool And he used a dirty garden tool And I was just so in love with that Richard-head So everybody sing along 'Cause karma's a female dog Oh, karma, one day's gonna haunt ya And I wanna see it bite ya, right on your behind So everybody that's been done wrong Well, come on and sing along 'Cause karma's a female dog Well, I'd never say this to his face I just go write it on MySpace And pray that it's a hit on radio But I thought all you girls should know That he's a no-good donkey hole And I'm gonna do what he done did to me That piece that starts with an "S" and ends with a "hit" How did he inspire this family fun and cuss-free therapy? For everybody to sing along 'Cause karma's a female dog Well, it don't matter anymore 'Cause my fine behind just hit the door The same one someone else is chasin' now And he'll come runnin' back so fast And I'll tell him to kiss my And ask me if I really ever cared And he'll be sayin' Karma, one day's gonna haunt ya And I wanna see it bite ya, right on your Back-stabbin', double-cheatin', left me cryin' with your leavin' L-L-lyin' when you said you were really good in bed Everybody that's been done wrong Well, come on and sing along 'Cause Karma's a female dog Yeah, Karma's a female dog