Christmas Is Creepy

Oooooh You know what I'm sayin'? Yeah Kinda strange If snowmen came to life That would be creepy(creepy) If Santa Claus snuck in my house That would be creepy(creepy) Santa creepin' 'round and down my chimney at night I can't explain it but it doesn't feel right He knows if you been good He knows if you been bad It's kinda freaky Does he have hidden cameras in my house like that? Ooooooh Come to think of it elves are really scary (so small) Little pointy ears and sweaty hands that might be hairy! Reindeer (sharp teeth) Rudolph (might eat me) Christmas is kinda strange When you think about it that way If snowmen came to life That would be creepy(creepy) If Santa Claus snuck in my house That would be creepy(creepy) And what's really weird It's like a fake beard Somethin' doesn't seem right to me (no) If the snowmen came to life That would be cre-cre-creepy Oooooooh Kinda creepy Yeahhhhh Kinda strange Ooooooh Yo it's Fred Yeahhhhhh Somethin' isn't right Don't leave me coal (Oh) That's kinda strange Sneakin' 'round my house is really breakin' and entering Santa kissin' mom That's just wrong Someone better tell me what's going on It's kinda strange hearin' sleigh bells in every Christmas song Ooooooh Come to think of it elves are really scary (so small) Little pointy ears and sweaty hands that might be hairy! Reindeer (sharp teeth) Rudolph (might eat me) Christmas is kinda strange When you think about it that way If a snowmen came to life That would be creepy(creepy) If Santa Claus snuck in my house That would be creepy(creepy) And what's really weird It's like a fake beard (darn) Somethin' doesn't seem right to me If the snowmen came to life That would be cre-cre-creepy Rudolph? Why are you looking at me that way? Why is that snowman moving? (Fred) creepy ahhhhhhhhhh I can't take it! Did you hear that?(Hahaha) Aaaahh Aaaaaaaahh This just isn't right Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!